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"I remember saying to my dad: “The backwards solo guitar on that Hendrix thing is just the sickest thing I ever heard.” Dad just replied, without looking up from his tea: “I did the first backwards guitar solo on ‘I’m Only Sleeping’"

- Dhani Harrison (via mccartneymadness)
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officialgavinfree:

the bible said adam and eve not adam and joel and a goat

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lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

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icantactuallyart:

sisterling:

If I ever get married, our vows better be based on the Team Rocket motto.

I vow to protect you from devastation.
To unite our privates and feel sensation.
To pronounce you as my one true love,
and see the glitter of your eyes in the stars above.
*insert*
*names*
Team Rocket, married, committed for life!
Pronounce us now, as husband and wife!
Priiiiiiest! Alright!

This is the best thing I’ve seen on Tumblr today.

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phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

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  • Question: Tax paid birth control will decrease unwanted pregnancies, therefore decreasing abortions. Basically you want to make it harder for women to get birth control, then shame them when they make the responsible choice to abort the baby because they cant take care of it. Any women who need her birth control to be paid for obviously isn't in an state to fund a pregnancy. - Anonymous
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    heritage-and-tradition:

    southern-conservatism:

    your acting as if sex is a need. if you cant afford BC then guess what?! DONT HAVE SEX. believe it or not you will live. dont come crying to me and saying its my fault when you wind up pregnant because you could not act with maturity. 

    and there is nothing responsible about killing your child for YOUR mistakes! that is the exact opposite of being responsible. 

    1) Nobody has a right to free birth control. If they want it, they can pay for it themselves or use the free and very effective method of Natural Family Planning.

    2) If you can’t afford birth control and you don’t want children, I suggest you take a break from sex and focus your extra time and energy on getting yourself financially stable.

    3) Since when is killing an innocent person responsible? Not having sex would have been responsible. Buying your own birth control or using NFP would have been responsible. Giving your baby to a loving family would have been responsible. Abortion is the absolute shunning of personal responsibility at the cost of your child’s life.

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candykingdomthelandofooo:

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crazy-coccolith:

Rattling Bloom by ArtMagix

HOLY CRAP, THIS IS AMAZING. 

For those of you who follow me and don’t watch Adventure Time, here’s what he normally looks like:

This is so effin cool

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framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste

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fuzzleyan:

so basically someone made a redesigned version of Comic Sans and holy shit I never knew I could warm up to something that resembles Comic Sans like this

I’m not a typographer so my eyes aren’t trained for this but I think I might use this from now on

yes

A heroic effort

It looks really good to me.  A lot cleaner.

Neat.

YES

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nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

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foodtrucker:

50,000 people on the Internet found my joke funny why aren’t you laughing mom

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vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

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iguanamouth:

i just realized that i have a roommate and its april fools im going to turn a bunch of things in the house upside down and hide dinosaurs everywhere goodnight

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now we wait

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she just walked in and didnt even fucking care. didnt bother to turn anything over. just sat on the floor. shes been eating that burrito for 15 minutes

she looks so sad

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